Cult Classics: Here's What Was Terrible on the Internet This Week

Hillary Clinton tried to update her brand to seem more human ... but nobody bought it.

Sorry, Hillary. Dancing with Ellen won't make us forget your secret "yoga" emails with classified info from foreign governments. 

A lawmaker thought people should be punished based on a mere 10 percent chance they might be guilty.

Florida Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz said liberalism is actually moderate because Republicans are so "xenophobic and jingoistic" (it's really OK if you have to Google that second one, too).

But in good things that happened this week: Slate unleashed a think piece aimed at Vox. Glorious.