Pros: They speak English, I watch their TV shows already and I like mushy peas.
Cons: Crippling depression brought on by perpetual rain, most of the rest of their cuisine is weird and gross.
Pros: The obvious choice. Close by, speaks English (mostly), others have already posted their guides to moving there.
Cons: Al Sharpton might be there too. Also we're back to the problem with Iceland, in that the country is essentially polar.
NAH, FORGET ALL THOSE COUNTRIES
There's another con to slap on each and every one of those countries: They're not the USA, they lack our (flawed-but-beautiful) tradition of liberty and our Constitution.
My fellow citizens are risking electing a tyrant through ignorance, malice or fear.
But this country is still the best bet this planet has going. I'll stick it out here in a country that is already pretty great no matter what demagogue comes along.
Zach Noble is a journalist who has covered everything from the OPM hack to a rescue dog's retirement party. He's been wrestling to reconcile his bleeding heart Catholicism with his pragmatic libertarianism since that freshman year love affair with Ayn Rand. He tweets erratically as @thezachnoble.